butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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