it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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