it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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