I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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