i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He passed out mid-signature
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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