so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How drunk are you?
Completed.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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