He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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