he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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