okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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