He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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