And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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