You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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