i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It was confusing and full of hummus
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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