i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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