How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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