we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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