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"it" just moved
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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