i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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