so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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