The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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