so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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