Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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