We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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