my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
A+ Viking dick
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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