Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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