What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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