Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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