So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.