i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I came so hard my ears popped.