I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.