the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex