u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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