I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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