You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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