This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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