My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
