Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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