This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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