why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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