Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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