as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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