Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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