I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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