They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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