Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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