So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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