Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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