me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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