Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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