3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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