someone get that fucking seahorse.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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