I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
that is very illegal...i love you.
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