But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
