I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
