i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she looked like the before picture.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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