I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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