I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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