How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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