I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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