I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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