what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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