chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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