Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Acid is not a monday night drug
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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