If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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