It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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