I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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